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We help new CPG brands grow from ZERO to their first $1M online

  • Enjoy the LOWEST CACs in the CPG industry with our high-converting META ad creative formula and over 10+ years of media buying experience.
  • Direct-Response Landing Pages with conversion rates as high as 15% (on cold traffic) – Leverage our proprietary ultra-high conversion LP framework.
  • In-house Content & Ad Creation – We script and source UGC video ads that SELL through our network of 1,000+ content creators.
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attention brand owners

Digital Marketing Is Broken

Most "Digital Marketing" agencies will make you beautiful, yet useless Ads, Websites, and Emails that will not bring you a dime in sales and then will...

Blame You And
Your Products
For It!

No wonder why out of every $100 invested in digital marketing $99 are WASTED!

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So, FED-UP BRAND Owner.

Do you want to see your sales curve Skyrocket and start bringing in Cash By The Hour?

If you're tired of paying hefty monthly retainers, and bleeding cash on ads,
In exchange for NO sales, high acquisition costs and EXCUSES month after month...
Then you’ve come to the right place.

What's the problem with

Advertising Agencies?

Go browse around the web or social media for a while... It won’t be long until you stumble upon ads that looks like this:

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See the ads above? They promise nothing to the consumer.
They're vague. They're pointless. They're ridiculous and they DO NOT sell.

They are B.S.

Do you think that after seeing
those kinds of ads...

Anyone in the world would be convinced to head your website and buy your products?

You're going to even have an extremely hard time getting those ads clicked... let alone converting.

Yet this kind of advertising is what every agency out there is doing... while wasting your precious time and money.

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Here's a fact

Advertising That promises no benefit
to the consumer does not sell

The Sales Or Else Proven Formula

Step 1: The AD

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  • Ads that SELL begin with a strong HOOK. An effective hook gets attention but also creates a strong emotional response. Compare the hook to the left "Dad Creates Snack After Finding Out What Was Being Marketed To His Kids" vs. a typical agency hook such as "Top 3 reasons why you should try these snacks". Which do you think would generate the burning curiosity and desire that ultimately ends in a sale?

  • Good ads are driven by BENEFITS... not features. People simply DON'T care about products! They only care about what products can do for them.

  • How do we do it? We simply know what to say (from a psychological standpoint), how to design pages and how to make OFFERS that make people jump off their seats and TAKE ACTION! All of our clients are ranked among Shopify's top converting websites in their respective categories.

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“Lowest CPAs In The Industry, Guaranteed"

Step 2: The Landing Page

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The Landing Page

  • Once you have the click... It's up to the landing page to close the sale. Otherwise... your ad dollars will be wasted.

  • Our PROVEN landing page formula gets conversion rates as high 15% (cold traffic) and even more in some cases.

  • How do we do it? We simply know WHAT to write and HOW to design pages that make people jump off their seats and TAKE ACTION! All of our clients are ranked among Shopify's top converting websites on their respective categories.

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All Of Our Clients Are Ranked As The Top Converting Stores In Their Niche By SHOPIFY

Step 3: Maximizing LTV

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Maximizing LTV

  • Once you convert a customer for the first time, your job is to maximize the Lifetime Value metric.

  • Our Email and SMS strategy ensures your buyers will come back again and again through campaigns and automated flows... building you a fortune on the "backend"!

  • Enjoy Open Rates of as high as 50%, CTRs of 3% and Conversion Rates of 1%+ in ALL of your campaigns! (ADDED OF IN BOLD JUST TO POINT OUT, SHOULDN'T BE BOLD IN THE SITE)

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If you think 20% open rates are good, think again.

The proof is in the pudding

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I grew this brand from ZERO → $7-figures MMR

King LouDTC — Pet Treats & Food

Key Optimizations

Creative

Implemented our “7-Figure Ad Creative Formula” — leveraging research-backed psychological triggers that make target audiences buy

Media Buying

Restructured the account using our signature 'Meta Growth Blueprint' method, reducing cost per acquisition by up to 77%

Landing Page CRO

Designed and implemented top-of-funnel landing pages using our proprietary CRO framework “The 4 Conversion Activators™”

Meta AdsDecrease in CAC
50%
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Landing PageConversion Rate
5.74%12.63%
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iwon organicsDTC — Better for you CPG

Key Optimizations

Creative

Implemented our “7-Figure Ad Creative Formula” — leveraging research-backed psychological triggers that make target audiences buy

Media Buying

Restructured the account using our signature 'Meta Growth Blueprint' method, reducing cost per acquisition by up to 77%

Landing Page CRO

Designed and implemented top-of-funnel landing pages using our proprietary CRO framework “The 4 Conversion Activators™”

Meta AdsDecrease in CAC
70%
Meta ad creative
Landing PageConversion Rate
1.67%3.26%
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Llama NaturalsDTC — Nutritional Supplements

Key Optimizations

Creative

Implemented our “7-Figure Ad Creative Formula” — leveraging research-backed psychological triggers that make target audiences buy

Media Buying

Restructured the account using our signature 'Meta Growth Blueprint' method, reducing cost per acquisition by up to 77%

Landing Page CRO

Designed and implemented top-of-funnel landing pages using our proprietary CRO framework “The 4 Conversion Activators™”

Meta AdsDecrease in CAC
77.11%
Meta ad creative
Landing PageConversion Rate
2.57%11.73%
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Landing page afterAfter
Real Madrid Foundation ClinicLead Gen — High Ticket Camps

Key Optimizations

Creative

Implemented our “7-Figure Ad Creative Formula” — leveraging research-backed psychological triggers that make target audiences buy

Media Buying

Restructured the account using our signature 'Meta Growth Blueprint' method, reducing cost per acquisition by up to 77%

Landing Page CRO

Designed and implemented top-of-funnel landing pages using our proprietary CRO framework “The 4 Conversion Activators™”

Meta AdsDecrease in CAC
50%
Meta ad creative
Landing PageConversion Rate
20%50%
Landing page beforeBefore
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Profitable Facebook And Instagram Ads (UGC Ads + Media Buying)

By leveraging our unique creative strategy and our proprietary Meta ad buying framework, we guarantee the LOWEST CACs (customer acquisition costs) in the CPG industry. As an added bonus for you, we do weekly calls with the Meta team (in San Francisco) in charge of managing millions of dollars of ad spend for the biggest advertisers in the world, ensuring we're always at the forefront in the world of Meta advertising. What about creative? We write and source direct-response UGC-style ads that CONVERT through our network 1000+ content creators – so you can sit back and relax, and let us scale your brand on Meta (profitably) while you focus on your business.

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Landing Pages That Sell On The First Click

Our PROVEN landing page formula converts up to 15% of FIRST time visitors. For this price, you'll get your initial landing page build (Figma Design + Development on Unbounce / Replo) and ongoing monthly conversion rate optimization (CRO).

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Full Acquisition Funnel (Meta Ads + Landing Pages)

Cut your CAC exponentially and enable serious scale of your CPG/DTC business. Includes:

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Hi there. My name is Juan, and this is why you can trust me with your DTC strategy.

  • I have scaled a handful of CPG brands from $0 to the high 8 figures by leading their paid media and landing pages.

  • My metrics have been key in closing multi-million dollar funding rounds for them, and that’s after 2023 – when capital is not easy to come by.

  • And if you’re not into fundraising… I have helped others build profitable businesses that grow comfortably with ZERO outside investment.

In short

I’m the guy who finally made DTC work for many brands who’ve been burned by many (sometimes famous) agencies before.

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Since no “NDA” prevents me from sharing this past success – I’m upfront and transparent about whom I work with. 

My clients (which you can find on this site) will be happy to recommend my services to anyone, so feel free to reach out to them.

So… if you’ve created a potentially life-changing product that solves a BIG problem for your consumer.

I can definitely replicate the above success for you.

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What Our Partners Are Saying

Juan knows how to write landing pages & ads that make people take action on the FIRST touchpoint. This is a key, yet overlooked piece of DTC that can be the difference between burn and profit. A true operator. Knows his stuff.

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Mark Samuel
Founder & CEO at IWON Organicsstars

Juan is an amazing marketer who knows how to get results. I'd recommend him to any CPG or consumer brand who is looking to improve their marketing and get more sales.

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Brad Baum
Co-founder at Llama Naturalsstars

Sales genius. Knows how to make people convert on the first click with his landing pages.

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Oliver Pestalozzi
Ex-Google, Founder & CEO of GADsmastersstars

The conversion rate Juan got for us was insane. We didn’t even know hitting a conversion rate of more than 10% was possible with cold traffic. That 10% actually BUYS on the first visit into our site. He’s the only marketer who’s actually generated money for us after trying with many “top tier” agencies.

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Kara Landau
Autralia’s Top Gut Health Dietitian, Founder & CEO at Uplift Foodstars

The “Sell Or Else” Promise

We Sell Or Else, Or Your Money Back

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Juan Alou, Founder

Every plan is backed by a 30-day money-back guarantee. If you don't see the work moving your numbers in the first 30 days, tell us and we refund your management fee. No hoops, no performance review, no awkward call.

30-Day Money-Back Guarantee

Not happy in the first 30 days? Full refund of your management fee.

No Agency Minimums

No $10k retainers. No minimum ad spend to get in the door.

Month-to-Month. Cancel Anytime.

No 6 or 12-month lock-ins. We keep you by performing, not by contract.

Clear Pricing

One flat monthly price, billed to your card. No setup fees, no invoices to chase, no surprises.

Most agencies make you take all the risk. We take it instead.

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Refund applies to management fees only. Ad spend is paid directly to Meta and is non-refundable.

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I Will Review Your Strategy, Website, Emails & Ads And Provide You With FREE ACTIONABLE Insights

This is not a sales call. I just want to see if I can help you grow your DTC business. Even if we don't end up working together, you'll get HUGE value from this call, and you'll leave with MONEY MAKING INSIGHTS that you can put into practice immediately.

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